Cool you found my secret document, you smart college educated person you!
I wrote this during a summer I didn't have work (yeah I write when I don't have to). I was prompted by some video games voters network. I always wanted to write to a congressman, I often would imagine their expressions change from happy to concerned as they read my perfectly articulated letter.
Too bad the response letter was written by someone with no sense of humour and the initials RQ. (Randy Quaid? Is that you?)

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Dear Mr. Congress-Man

Congrats on being an elected Democrat. I like the liberal ideology also, especially when it combats the evil "compassionate" conservative crazy-heads that impersonate as human beings. I am writing because I was wondering if you, as an honorable congressman, could like say something about how lame other Democrats are being about video game sales to minors. Their stance is uniquely unfair because our current Government does not regulate access to or the sale of movies, books or cable TV, and it should not regulate video games, and stuff.

Thank you for reading this whole letter.

Peace out,



Douglas Tinker Graham, the first